Sarah Jessica Parker Discovered Twitter Two Weeks Ago And Now All She Does Is Tweet

Sarah Jessica Parker is on a roll. It took her roughly two years to actually send out her first tweet, after opening her Twitter account in 2011. But ever since that first quip went out Nov. 5, SJP simply can't stop -- 90 tweets in 15 days, to be exact. Before her PR team takes over, we get to enjoy a constant stream of these gems:

I'm still on twitter! Though I dreamt I was kindly asked to remove myself. X

— Sarah Jessica Parker (@SJP) November 6, 2013

Does anyone know if dexter filkins is on twitter?

— Sarah Jessica Parker (@SJP) November 6, 2013

I found this heads up penny onthe 14th st subway platform. Heads up/good luck. I think it was meant for all of you. pic.twitter.com/014DMUiAOT

— Sarah Jessica Parker (@SJP) November 7, 2013

Just waiting in line for early dinner before I go into work. pic.twitter.com/60V1zKmyyQ

— Sarah Jessica Parker (@SJP) November 8, 2013

I couldn't resist, she looked so pretty tonight. X sj pic.twitter.com/DPNuWRx1hT

— Sarah Jessica Parker (@SJP) November 13, 2013

Can't seem to get Theo Decker out of mind. Anyone else wonder/worry/ponder how and where he might be today?

— Sarah Jessica Parker (@SJP) November 13, 2013

Between show supper. Grilled cheese and fries to follow. Come on! pic.twitter.com/qDvB2RLEFa

— Sarah Jessica Parker (@SJP) November 13, 2013

Then yesterday (Nov. 20), SJP joined Instagram. In the span of an hour, she tweeted out seven new photos. Say what you will about her angles, she's got a good eye.

Images I've been collecting on my way to and from work. X sj http://t.co/YkSQYl6SA7

— Sarah Jessica Parker (@SJP) November 20, 2013

The tile work is like jewelry. And the various greens are just gorgeous. http://t.co/XhuWVU6voy

— Sarah Jessica Parker (@SJP) November 20, 2013

As good a place I suppose... http://t.co/oHwdybi6Lp

— Sarah Jessica Parker (@SJP) November 20, 2013

Tempted to pick him up and bring him home. But quickly imagined and hoped for its rightful owner… http://t.co/rSwozIWhyL

— Sarah Jessica Parker (@SJP) November 20, 2013

Carrie Bradshaw's got nothing on her.